[Word game] If You... I would...

den we all must be very hardworking to 1st blood each other~

if you are Humpty Dumpty who keeps falling down in nursery rhymes n coundnt stop it from happening...

I'd buy lots of dunlop tilam, buy lots of insurance, buy lots of bungee rope, but lost of chair(for audiences) and hire an assistant(for collecting money) then juz jump, climb up, jump again, climb up again... And on and on and on...

If lightning only strikes in sunny day...

Then daylight will be very bright......

If you were to marry someone u don't really like......

Then I'd divorce on the 2nd day after marriage... What? Marriage is juz a piece of paper mah...

If u were to be nominated to be 1 of president's candidate...

.. " actually i'm very poor one.. i need to work part time also.. not much time.. i'm not fit to be the president" . Lol.

If you were to fail Graduation Campaign this subject...

I would punch someone, kick someone, uppercut someone, smash someone, stab someone, slice someone, chop someone, saw someone, torture someone, kill someone and eat someone up... Oops, i've gone too far... Let's juz stop at the torture part... NEVER ENDING TORTURE...

If all product u ate r made from milk from china...

Then i could had died earlier ago but somehow i survived cause i had no idea what kind of freaking unusual liver i actually had in me...



If I were to become the best stalker in the world...

*edit*
Thanks for your cooperation Philip

Edited edi... XD

wth?!

If philip rapes vicktor~

Then that would be Philip's evil twin~~~ (Poor Victor )

If the sun is going to explode soon...

Ill throw munyi inside


If someone offer you a high paying job in singapore...

I'll stay in Johro and travel back & forth for work at there... (Saves alot of spendings on the food, accomodation, etc...)*Good idea huh?*

If 1 day u'll be taking over Tatsun's place...

Then the school fee will be even more expensive.......(muahaha)

If you were to go back to 19 century..............

Then i'll go make my parent's dating plan more interesting, make them love each other more~! (Not that my parents r not good in relationship now, they're fine. I juz wan them to be more happier, good son huh?)...

If Kim Gary is juz next to ur house...

my house will be full of next door kim gary odour,,,EW!


if you were to reinvent tamagotchi~

(I tot ming tian only got that 'ming tian odour'... LOL)

I'd make a big remix of Tamagotchi, Digimon, Pokemon, Magic: the Gathering, Warhammer, World of Warcraft, Gundam, etc... So that the tamagotchi wont be that boring...(Imagine pikachu mating with gundam... LOL)

If the earth is inside-out(means the earth is like an empty ball and we liv inside)...

our bodies will adapt to the natural habitat? as in turn inside out too?

you are the porn star and got a booking from a dictator of some comunist country in their own version or playboy mansion~..

Then i'll hv to take viagra and eat oyster everyday... Eew...

If there's is such rule of no private bathroom in every1's house and can only bath in public bathhouse...

then there will be public demonstration of intercourse.....so sick

if kulu kulu is kukumalu?

Then Kukumalu is Kulu Kulu too...

If there is Men's Beauty Contest and Women's Masculine Contest...

then the human . race . is . doomed .


What if suddenly a beggar walk up to you, and offer to teach you the double five buddha palm kungfu technique?

why not? XD

if ive masterd buddha palm technique?

Then u'd had mastered guinea pig trick dead technique too...

If every1 studying in TOA is required to hv a pet...

then i will make elroy as my pet


If one day suddenly a Billionaire's last wish is you to have all his properties, what will you do with the money?