[Word game] If You... I would...

Welcome to the thread you should only visit after settling all your work.

The idea is simple - This is a game, nothing more.

You start off every reply by completing the sentence written by the person before you in the most creative/funny way you can think of, following by another half of a sentence you'd want somebody to fill.

e.g.
Post:

If you could rule the world..

.

Reply:

...I would make girls dance the Macarena every time they hear a car honk its horn!

If you had bunny ears...

This is entirely for fun. So play nice!

*runs off to do his texturing before his grp mates find him wasting time like this >_<*

To start:

If you could do anything to Yong Kang...

I would cut his hair to a mohawk.

If you had Tatsun's credit card number....

@yuru: =_=;;


... I would be surprised that there's nothing left in his current account. O_O??!!"


If you could read people's minds..

...i would probably found out yongkang's secret identity.(neko boy)

If you are alone in this world...

... I would be very lonely. *cold*

If you were the only man alive and all the women in the world instantaneously gained 150lbs. ...

..i would eat like crazy and gain 200lbs.


If trees could talk....

....i would be probably hearing "things"....

If there is an alien invasion...

...ill make roti canai for them.



If you went to class, and realised you took your housemate's slippers.....

... I would go back home and realize that I wore the wrong socks.

If you could change one thing in the world...

...I would change the whole earth.

If you were trap inside a sewer late at night..

... I would Use my Nightvision goggles and Gas mask to find my way out!

If you would to fall into your toiletbowl.....

hopefully its before i wanna crap in it

If you could run naked around the congress room and hamster dance infront of the president of united states...

....ha wouldn't that be sweet. Cameras!!!


If Paris Hilton/Simon Cowell wanted to marry you....

It will be worst than marrying tatsun.....



If you can great a game, wat kind of game will it be......

a group of ppl will hand in hand make a circle singing..
ring around of rosies, potfull of posies, atishu atishu, we all go die~~
evry1 must slap each other, the one who got slap will fall down... lame


if you were to create the most unusuall, magnificant, wonderful, fantastic, tasty ice cream in the world. wat flavor and ingredient will it be? psst...must include human pheromones!

Tainted Milk Ice Cream, straight from China !~


If you were to die tomoro...

I would roast my guinea pig..

If you were to date the hottest male/female transexual in the world....

I would bang him/her then sell him/her to the prostitute parlor to get this daddy alot of moolah.

If you were to eat shit in front of all your classmates by accident and immediately diarrhea-ed on the spot....

I would throw the diarrhea-ed stuff on the first person i see. (snowball fight?)

If you were to stick ur face to your own monitor...

I would lick it clean till its sparkling clear. High voltage shock included.Ouch.

If you were to jump off from KL tower....

it'll be very messy.


if someone were to give you a time stopping device.....

... I would take *beep* into a room and *beep* *beep* *beep* *BEEP!!!!!!* And return time back to normal once I've had my fill~!! Bwahahahahaha~!!!! XD

If you could bend the elements to your will...

.. i would be on TEAM AVATAR! ( avatar the last airbender )

If you only had a day left to live...

oh no wait, someone already said if you were to die tomoro...

fine

If you were to commit suicide...

... I'd do it on your front yard for not knowing how to edit your own post! *points at edit button on the upper right hand side of your own post* >D

If you had the memory of a gold fish...