[Word game] If You... I would...

shop shop shop shop!

if everyone were to turn purple overnight...

Then the market price of eggplant, yam & grapes will drop the next morning... Coz nobody will eat them!

If we suddenly woke up realised that we've graduated last nite...

I will go party at night, I still havent party enough on graduation night


If you are the prime minister....

I'll drink Starbucks every morning...

If Mr. Bean & Jim Carrey & Stephen Chow Sing Chi is going to film a movie together...

3 clownketeers?? XD (musketeers)

if all lecturers in toa skeewered by giants~bbq style....

No¬¬¬!!!!
I'll save I-Ching, Boon Teong, Siau Fan, May Ann, and Richard 1st lol...
And leave the rest to be eaten...

If Isaac Newton didn't discover the gravity but he got knocked till become so dumb by apple instead...

... I would have discovered gravity instead and become the first person to walk on the moon~!!!! BWahahahahahaha!!!!!

... Wait.... what's so evil about walking on the moon..? Damn.


If you actually knew the meaning of life (and it wasn't 47)...

i would probably preach n explain about the meaning of life to pass down generations n generation....

if imac n windows got a hybrid, low yat sales dropped............

(U already answered for urself =.=)
I probably wouldnt be the 1st to buy...

If 2moro is the deadline for all assignments...

If you actually knew the meaning of life (and it wasn't 47)...

I thought the meaning of life was 42, from hitchiker's guide to the galaxy)

Then i would have finished them 4 days ago XD


If suddenly you found out your friend entered you for beauty contest, and you won..

I'd say:" That's what u get for impostoring me in a beauty contest.. Dun hv face then dun take part lah.. Y use my face wor.. I know i'm pretty.. But I really dun wan this lah.."

If our grad campaign fund raising collected at abt 50k...

then you know where Palace of Golden Horses? Ya, our grad campaign is there

If you have the power to convince...

I'll convince Leon that my lame theme is workable... So that he'll approve it and i can get the hell annual report done ASAP!

If Leon extend our class to 2 more weeks...

(OMG...hahahah....laugh till i drop......)

Then we'll become greedy and ask him for 2 more weeks....
and again ...and again....

If you've pass your grad campaign and fail the rest of the subjects.......

I'd rather ask the lecturer to fail my grad campaign as well, so that i can start everything all over again... Lame...

If Annual Report don't need themes...

That isn't an annual report..........(stop dreaming, Philip)


If you can't log in to this forum...........

Then i'd pretend dunno for every event of Grad Campaign... (Joking, Trung will have my head for this...)

If Our 7 week term suddenly extended to 14 weeks...

... then u guys can be together for one more term !~

If TOA manage to extend itself until even the Sunway Pyramid is ours...

Then our school fees would be even more exp... D:

If u were robbed in the middle of no where and u had nothingbut home keys with you...
(I've just experience this at 3.45am 3/11/08... lost my laptop, hp, wallet, tablet & psp... to those who stay in pjs9 & mentari area, BE CAUTIOUS...)

I will go to the nearest shopping mall, take a cab home, n call my dad pay...


If you turn into a mummy..... ( btw, my storyboard full of mummies..wtf i'm bored )

I'd find an ancient spell to ressurect myself and live for another century... Wahaha!

If McDonalds suddenly become a very high class fast food restaurant...

Then i think they wont have the refill service anymore =="

If you got a job at Saatchi & Saatchi...

I'd become the CEO and make the company bankrupt then go into another agency to do the same thing!

If being a designer is guilty and sinful...

I'm already a sinner, so being a designer wont affect me much

If the guy you just helped on the way back home was a millionaire...