[Word game] If You... I would...

I'll eat it 1st, then force back the person who force me to do so eat back 2 pieces of shit...

If a stranger ask u out for a blind date...

I would instantly agree if the person asking is a leng lui~ If otherwise, not so much.. XD

If Angelina Jolie was your neighbour, Jennifer Anniston lived behind you, and your housemate was Aki Hoshino...

Then i must be one damn hot guy (perasan/syok sendiri)


If the world is about to end...

I'd j/o 10 times a day, eat 100 bowl of instant noodle, watched 20 hours of cnbc news, being chased by 50 mad dogs, etc...b4 the world ends...

If there is no gravity on earth...

...i would be looking at shits floating around me.

if i say patrick star is actually a pineapple...

(Patrick Star is siapa??)
Then i'd say Kins Lee is actually a polished bowling ball...

If IKEA suddenly change from selling furniture to selling used condoms...

==" Then it will be actually selling swedish condoms & it will explain well y ikea have meatballs ==" WTF




If TOA is actually not an art school but a music school?

(OMG, good one NeeNee... ==")
Then u'll be seeing Va Nee playing Piano, Leo playing harmonica, Kins Lee playing drums, I-Ching playing flute, Debbie playing trumpets, Stephen playing the triangle, Boon Teong playing saxophone and Tatsun being the conductor everyday in the main block... WTF...

If McD r selling clothes actually, Nike selling spare-parts, Ferrari selling undies, Starbucks selling gadgets and Nokia selling fast foods...

Then the world is upside down....///

If you were to disect yourself in the operating theater....

then i wouldnt be able to reach my legs....


If one day everyone come to school with afro hairdo...

Then we all will sing and dance to the Night Fever......(OMG)....

If you were kiss by sexy girl and hot guy at the same time....

Then I'd be the luckiest Bisexual guy in this world¬!

If TOA hires celebrity to lecture us...

I hope she wasn't Paris Hilton or B. Spears.....


If you saw Richard and Leon in Mc D.......

(Of coz not Paris Slutton laa... But why not Britney Spears? So pretty & sexy wor... )
Then i'll remembers victor's storyboard... Although the main characters are Joseph & Leon...

If someone ordered Mc Shit McValue set for u...

(Haha....He draw Leon untill so leng zai......)

I'll push them all into the mouth of the person who odered for me....(probably is Philip?.....)


If you still see Richard and Leon in McD...(ngekngek)

(Pushes back that stuff into YY's mouth...)
Then enough evidence to proof that they are couple edi...

If burgers are made of human brains, fries are made of human flesh, and coke is actually made of fermented human blood...

Then Leon and Richard are eating them.....gross......

If one day our AD students become very famous in the coming 2 years.....

(U hate richard and leon so much oh? =_=)
we'd be called the Pantheon of AD Gods of TOA! Whee!

If pets can learn to study and there are schools for pets...

(U say ler...)
Wah~~~I'll Kill them cause one day they'll rule the world....

If you were to get help from you enemy....

(Ya hor... Wait they more clever than us then die die lorh...)
I would accept his help 1st, then after i achieve my success then only giv him a one-last-critical-fatal-back-stab...

If Ice-cream are actually hot but not cold...

Then it is the fried ice-cream.....(you try before?..very nice de.....I missed it so much...donno where can buy it liao).....

If you are the avatar that you use for this forum.....

(Yeah, i remember... My hometown used to sell it, but now no more ppl selling it liao T.T Dunno where can get...)

OMG then i would go around the world save save save ppl... Use my blood...

If u were to born to be extraordinary...

(got a fried ice cream in petaling street,or cheras, or damasara one of the western cafes~genting wan damn expensive=-=)

...i thought we are all extraordinary? in some ways~

if you are the 1st prophet in the begining of civilization ever to create a religion that pass down generations to gerations....

It would abolish money, encourage fun, and prohibit preaching.


If JRR Tolkien visits you in your dreams....

I'll ask him for inspiration to write another LOTR Triology... LOL

If Dota is 1 of SPM compulsory subjects...